To my loving wife Juggy,
Please approve the purchase of this new 18 ounce, 30 degree down quilt from Katabatic Gear.
Reasons you should approve:
2. Since we will need to buy you one as well, you will now be more self reliant. If we ever get separated out in the wild, you will be much safer. This is a vast improvement for only 16 ounces added to your gear!
3. The price is very reasonable at $330 for the size long!
4. The short size I will get for you is only $300
5. Did I mention it will shave a full pound off of my gear?
6. Check out the cool way it attaches to your sleeping pad!
Reasons you should not approve:
1. I can't think of any...
If I don't hear back from you in the next 10 minutes, I'll assume you approve this purchase.
Your loving husband John